Oh hey, there Monday. What’s shaking? You know what I love about you? That you don’t give a fuck what anyone else thinks. You’re all, “Suck it bitches. I hate you, too”. You’re a bad ass and that’s to be applauded.
If you were an 80’s band you would totally be The Cure-all sad and [...]
Archive for August, 2009
31 Aug
Thank God it’s Monday!
28 Aug
Top 5 Hangover Perks
Yeah, this may sound like I’ve lost my mind, but bear with me. Or judge me mercilessly for the stupidity of this post to which I will say, what did you expect? I’m hungover.
1. A morning eye-opener. If you are not an experienced binge-drinker, you may be thinking of an eye-opener as a steaming shower or a hot [...]
27 Aug
I think I’m in love
Dear J Crew Stretch twill Minnie pant,
I know it’s only our first date, but I think you’re very special. When first we met on the sale rack, I sincerely doubted that you were my type. You are long and skinny and I am short and solidly medium. I never thought it would work out between [...]
27 Aug
Top 5 Tips to Surviving Your First Semester at VCU!
Where has the summer gone? It seems like just yesterday I praising the Baby Jesus for the Spring Semester to be donezo for VCU. Before I know it the Fall Semester is upon us and those crazy kids return like a plague of locusts to entertain and delight me as I drive to and fro [...]
26 Aug
Andy Jenks is up to no good
So Robin Starr’s dog died because she left it in her car. That is sad, no doubt about it. The dog was 16. Is it possible that she did not know her dog was in the car? Of course. Another way to think of this incident is this: would the woman, who transformed the Richmond [...]
26 Aug
Local area office worker injured, stops working
RICHMOND, VA-Local area office worker, TLW, was stricken with a sudden and painful paper cut earlier this morning forcing her to abandon being productive for the rest of the day. The paper cut occurred during the normally routine task of replacing a file back in its cabinet. “I swear to God this is the deepest [...]
25 Aug
Best Title Ever
From the Richmond Times-Dispatch, yesterday. Blame it on the al-al-al-alcohol.
Man pulls knife on friends, runs away, hits head, injures self
http://www2.timesdispatch.com/rtd/news/local/article/FIGHTGAT24_20090824-064802/287986/
25 Aug
What I *really* did on my summer vacation
Okay, okay. Enough of the bullshit. What did TLW and Barista *really* do on their summer vacation? Barista is right for the most part-we did drink brewskies, play spades and float around in the pool. But there’s more to story here than what she’s laying down. Let’s take it back to the beginning of the [...]
24 Aug
What I Did On TLW’s Summer Vacation
Me and Mr. Barista pulled up to the beach house on Tuesday night and threw our belongins all over the back yard. We figured we’d spend most of our time out there, and that would be more convenient than actually using drawers and shiz. Just to be on the safe side, we tossed some old [...]
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