In light of recent events it’s become clear that my semi-feral cats are an “issue”. Allegedly. I blame my emotionally distant father who never told me he loved me and forced me into competitive tumbling at a young age. The only time he would pay me any attention was during my tumbling tournaments. I get [...]
Archive for the ‘crazy cat lady’ Category
1 Dec
Feral Cat Intervention!
Dear TLW,
Today I have gathered a number of your closest internet friends and family together to talk to you about Cat Scratch Fever. When you got your first 5 kitties, we all were hoping that you were just going through a little phase, like the one you went through when you renamed yourself Lady Nasty (pronounced [...]
18 Nov
Cat Scratch Fever!
Recently some friends and family have expressed concern over my 24 semi-feral cats. They claim that no one should own 24 cats and to that, I agree. I don’t trust even numbers and 25 is an unlucky number so I am actually going to need 27. Technically I already have 27, but only if you [...]
11 Nov
Top 5 Irritations
1-Overreacting to the weather- RVA is famous for overreacting to any and all weather events. Water falling from the sky (this is called rain) causes a panic that could only be compared to impending nuclear disaster. The shock of heat and humidity in the summer is an annual event. Side note: I’m still waiting on [...]
10 Nov
Confessions of an Excusaholic
I am not sorry that the DC Sniper is going to die tonight. Not at all. However, I am sorry that I may have used his reign of terror to further my own self-interests at times. Just on occasion, just a little bit, not all that often but probably some of the time, I maybe displayed poor judgment. I was [...]
26 Oct
I just can’t say “No”!
I’ve gotten a lot of questions recently about my 24 semi-feral cats. Amazingly enough many people don’t know the first thing semi-feral cat ownership! In an effort to educate the public, below are several FAQs that I hope will enlighten you.
Is it true that semi feral cats form colonies?
Yes, semi feral cats form [...]
21 Oct
Important yet Incongruous Thoughts from the Desk of TLW:
Even though I despise leaving work when it’s already dark outside, I’ll appreciate a reprieve from the total and complete darkness at 6:30 AM. Now for all of you lucky enough to 1-not be awake at this ungodly hour and 2-not be outside walking dogs at this ungodly hour perhaps you will not reap the [...]
19 Oct
Top 5 Reasons I hate the cold!
Call me crazy but the fact that I haven’t seen the sun in about a week and it’s cold as a mother outside in mid-October leads me to believe this could be a hell of a winter. I really hate cold weather. I hate people who enjoy cold weather even more than the cold weather [...]
15 Oct
Just Google it!
Every day Occasionally I like to see what people search to get to good old Café Darkness. I’ve done this before but it never ceases to entertain, amaze and gross me the hell out to see what people will actually search for on the Internets. Below are some of my current favorites.
Pretty lady smokes Why [...]
22 Sep
You can’t please everybody!
Recently I’ve been off the radar here and there. Cell phones (even Billy Mays!) can be a bit of a stain at times. I like to be free and live my life! People expect you to be reachable at all times and that isn’t always conducive to my lifestyle. What if I’m “busy”? Or napping? [...]
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