I am not too proud to admit I love awful reality television. I am not sure if it’s the pure hedonistic pleasure I derive from watching insufferably stupid people embarrass themselves on television or the unadulterated displays of people’s desperate attempts to be come famous, but I love every minute of it! There is no [...]
Archive for the ‘oh my’ Category
2 Dec
What’s the weather like up there on your moral high horse?
Unpopular opinion alert (i.e. don’t hate me, y’all!): I have been trying my hardest to remain diplomatic about the smoking ban since it was announced earlier this year. Even though I do enjoy my lady smokes, I can see the other point of view and respect other people’s opinions-unless it involves you telling me evolution [...]
10 Nov
Confessions of an Excusaholic
I am not sorry that the DC Sniper is going to die tonight. Not at all. However, I am sorry that I may have used his reign of terror to further my own self-interests at times. Just on occasion, just a little bit, not all that often but probably some of the time, I maybe displayed poor judgment. I was [...]
5 Nov
The Price Is Wrong
Ladies, be prepared when you snoop through your husband’s email to find out that he has a strange hobby he’s been hiding. Apparently, Mr. Barista’s newest time waster is responding to Craigslist scams. Let it be known that I am not above posting someone else’s brand of darkness to this site…
Shanu: I want to buy [...]
2 Nov
I hear wedding bells!
I love to hate on one of my friends on Facespace. We went to high school together and she is getting married on Saturday. In case you forget she’s getting married she reminds you every single day via her status update. Now before you ask me why I bother to read it when I know [...]
29 Oct
The birds and the bees!
I try to go visit my mom once a week. I’m trying to get in good with her will and don’t want anyone taking what’s rightfully mine one day! JK-I’m an only child and she’s broke as hell. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Hello!
Anywhoos, a visit with good old mom never goes [...]
18 Oct
Told You So
Here’s to all you crazy RMC alums who are recovering from yesterday’s Homecoming festivities. You know your school is legendary when the number of non-alumni partying in Ashland surpasses the total student population.
RMC Buzz
28 Sep
An Offense to the Sensibilities of a Virtuous and Pious Woman
A recent trip to a local Mexican cantina much offended my feminine sensibilities and impeccable upbringing upon the arrival of what is called a Kickball League. Apparently Kickball involves a large, rubber ball being rolled toward a player of another team. The object of the game is to “kick the ball” and run toward three [...]
24 Sep
Best pickup line ever
Said to my coworker outside of Steal Your Soul, Inc: “Dayum, girl. You sure are wearin’ them shoes!”
I’m not sure what that even means, but I love it. I would have given that gentleman my number in a hot second.
17 Sep
oh hai napa valley
Dear Napa Valley,
Perhaps I should apologize in advance of my visit tomorrow. The forecast says there’s an 80% chance of boozy behavior, which means that I am sure to drink white wine (very bad for Barista), sing show tunes and quote Sideways quite a bit.
Please note that I have no plans to return in the [...]
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