By Special Guest Columnist: The Rain
RICHMOND, VA-Recently it has come to my attention that you all are a little sick and tired of me being around. Apparently it is my fault you can not drive in the rain and it is my fault you are incapable of remembering to bring an umbrella to work. News [...]
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12 Nov
If you don’t like me, then I don’t like you
27 Oct
Area women torn amongst slutty Halloween costume choices
CHESTERFIELD, VA-Southside resident and self-proclaimed “good girl” Rebecca Smith has been unable to decide on a Halloween costume for the upcoming holiday. The 27 year old office worker has been debating between several costumes including, but not limited to: slutty police officer, slutty nurse and the potential wildcard, the slutty bumble bee. “I just can’t [...]
15 Oct
Local Cougar Competition Causes Strife Between Local Cougars
RICHMOND, VA. Far West End resident and Wyndham cougar Ms. Jane Black expressed shock and outrage upon discovering yesterday that her supposed best friend and partner in crime, Twin Hickory resident Ms. Stella Smith is also vying for the title of Ms. Far West End Cougar, a beauty and talent competition.
The competition, which is [...]
15 Oct
The Blair Witch Project
Yikes…this lady is scary. Is she the Louisa County Blair Witch or just a black widow?
30 Sep
Area man disoriented, agitated after using girlfriend’s shower
RICHMOND, VA. Fan resident Sam Smith experienced what he called, “a complete and total fucking meltdown” after using new girlfriend, Ellen Davey’s, shower for the first time this morning. “I stayed the night at her place and decided to just shower there before work”, he explained. The couple recently starting dating so Mr. Smith’s use [...]
2 Sep
Productivity up 6.6 percent in 2nd quarter, most in 6 years
Point me in the direction of these workers so I can kick them in the shins. Clearly they didn’t get the memo that pay directly relates to productivity. At least in my opinion! Unless you’re T Saur, there’s no reason you should work harder for less money. Just sayin. Now I need to get back [...]
25 Aug
Best Title Ever
From the Richmond Times-Dispatch, yesterday. Blame it on the al-al-al-alcohol.
Man pulls knife on friends, runs away, hits head, injures self
http://www2.timesdispatch.com/rtd/news/local/article/FIGHTGAT24_20090824-064802/287986/
17 Aug
Real Men Of Genius
Cafe Darkness Rips Off Presents: Real Men Of Genius
(Real Men Of Genius)
Today, we salute you, Mr. Buck-Naked-Tow-Truck-Stopper-Guy
Wearing nothing, and we mean not a stitch of clothing, you ran outside in the Fan and stopped a tow truck driver and police officer from hauling your car away
Saving money and not paying storage fees is your motto…even naked
(get [...]
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