T Saur gets a lot of airtime on the CD and this is a disservice to the countless other annoying people who also work at Steal Your Soul, Inc. Just because they don’t smell like moss and pennies doesn’t mean they don’t deserve some recognition!
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22 Dec
What about “The Others”?
16 Dec
Christmas Wednesday Randoms!
T saur is wearing a particularly striking outfit today. The shirt says, “Danny Tanner from Full House” :
but the vest says, “David Alan Grier from In Living Color”:
Apologies to anyone under the age of 25 who has to Google those references.
Clearly, it’s a winning look. The red cotton shirt paired with the tan sateen vest screams, [...]
9 Dec
Wednesday Randoms
I had a dream last night I was dying of terminal cancer and the only people around were people I hate from work. It was enjoyable, to say the least. When I looked up the meaning in my dream dictionary I was shocked and appalled to learn that to dream you have cancer denotes hopelessness [...]
23 Nov
Top Five Things I Love About The Holidays!
The CD will use any-and I mean any-reason to have cocktails. Yeah, it’s raining! Time for a ‘tini! Whoo hoo it’s a day that ends in “y”! Wine me! You catch my drift. Everyone knows the Holidays are all about boozing and getting in and out of awkward situations which is why I love it. [...]
18 Nov
Whewie!
T Saur stinks. Like for serious stinks. His odor is hard to pin point exactly but if held under oath in a court of law I would say it is a combination of moth balls, pennies and human decay. He smells so bad that when he gets up and down from his desk a trillion [...]
9 Nov
I guess my invitation got lost in the mail…..
I haven’t given a T Saur update in a while for no other reason than I hate him and I try to avoid and ignore him at all costs. I realize there are maybe one or two of our readers that are curious about Mr. T’s life so I will take a knee and give [...]
21 Oct
Important yet Incongruous Thoughts from the Desk of TLW:
Even though I despise leaving work when it’s already dark outside, I’ll appreciate a reprieve from the total and complete darkness at 6:30 AM. Now for all of you lucky enough to 1-not be awake at this ungodly hour and 2-not be outside walking dogs at this ungodly hour perhaps you will not reap the [...]
23 Sep
Wednesday thoughts from the desk of TLW
To my rat bastard coworker who keeps stealing my coffee creamer-I hate you and I will find you. I will hunt you down and avenge my French Vanilla Coffee Mate! I’m not sure what part of my note that reads: “TLW’s coffee creamer-do not steal, please! Am poor!” you don’t grasp but apparently the concept [...]
21 Sep
Top 5 things TLW loves!
1-Shakira. Holy shit, y’all. Not only do I think she wrote “She Wolf” about yours truly but I’m fairly certain she could be arrested in many countries for those moves. Jesus Christ. Makes a girl a little bi-curious. Do yourself a favor and spend the $1.29 on this little ditty off iTunes. “She Wolf” is [...]
3 Sep
Cafe Darkness Top 5 Reasons why I hate T Saur!
Happy Lil’ Friday! It’s only 8:30 AM and I already had to walk away from T Saur before I screamed obscenities at him due to his epic idiocy. Instead of getting fired I just yelled “Jesus Christ! Forget it!” and took a knee. Therefore this week’s Top 5 is dedicated all to him. Congrats you [...]
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