True, True

  • soup and tequila do not constitute a meal, but will work out nicely as an appetizer
  • a status update that announces one is super busy is an oxymoron written by a fool
  • discount is the new black
  • if you are sad, cut and paste someone’s head onto the body of a centaur
  • it’s okay to laugh at secret cutters in private
  • if a car breaks down in Richmond it’s owner needs a ride to Goochland
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One thought on “True, True

  1. unless you happen to live in church hill, where there really is no broken down car and the solicitor really does not need that $5 for cab fare, nor are they actually grandparenting 14 children whose parents are in jail.

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