put it in your pantry with your cupcakes

*to the tune of Mrs. Robinson, sotto voce*

 

and here’s to you, Captain Obvious

you see things and tell us what they are

hargh hargh hargh

what’s that you say, Captain Obvious

red is red, blue’s blue and grey is grey

hey hey hey

 

sitting at a table on a Monday afternoon

got your fancy meeting pen and pad

individual concerns will be addressed individually

wrap it up at the end if you please

 

coo coo kachoo, Captain Obvious

you read things and tell us what they say

hey hey hey

god bless you please, Captain Obvious

you’ll go far, you own a car, and it goes far

far far far

 hargh hargh hargh

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