I remember that poster from the fourth grade. I think it had a kitten wearing glasses and a ruler in its tiny little paw. Or maybe that was the “Hang in There” poster with the kitten barely hanging on for dear life to a window.
Those posters are liars.
There are many stupid questions. I was asked one just this morning by Tsaur.
He starts by “knocking” on my cube. You know, like its an actual door to a big girl office. Every time he does this a little bit of me dies. The only thing worse is actually saying “Knock, knock” when you do it, but I digress.
He tells me he wants to “get my spin on something”. He shows me a form. At the top are the bolded words, “Beneficiary Designation Form for Steal Your Soul, Inc”. At the bottom, “Acme Life Insurance Company”. His question? “Would you say that this is a Beneficiary Designation Form for Steal your Soul, Inc. from Acme Life Insurance Company?”
I can’t believe I went to college for this. I guess I’ll just “Hang in There” until I meet a delusional Sugar Daddy with erectile dysfunction. Either that I’ll just wait until the economy turns around.