Editors note: This may be the last of our series on Virginia’s colleges, unless someone can point us in the direction of a group of Longwood students. They seem to travel solo and are hesitant to speak of their time there. Oh yeah, this UVA post is not a stereotype or generalization, it is in fact, factual.
UVA graduates are all geniuses who hold every executive and/or senior management position between Richmond, VA and Charlotte, NC. The gentlemen have excellent taste in ties, and the women are all thin and ageless. All alumni have the potential to become Governors and excellent golfers.
I would just like a promotion chance to say that it’s my self important opinion that UVA students and alumni make all Virginians litigious proud. Godspeed, good sirs and madams of UVA. Godspeed.