Serenity now, insanity later


I sometimes  at least once a week like to write haikus instead of work. Let the serenity wash over you as read my corporate haikus.

You type so loudly.

Banging and clanking all day.

So loud on the keys.



Manila yellow-

The color of your new shirt

Does not flatter you.



Constant throat clearing-

A little bit of me dies

With each grunty moan.



Your hair is intense

You gel it to submission

A halo of hair.



Break room is awkward

Excuse me for a minute

You’re too big for here.


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