Everybody’s workin’ for the weekend and boy oh boy am I ready for a cold one. Before I can do that though I need to get through this hellish work day without 1) getting fired for yelling at Tsar who has been eating the same bag of Doritos’s for an hour and half and 2) getting fired for yelling at that prehistoric reptile to pleasefortheloveofgod stop clearing your throat.
In case you didn’t know, Tyrannosaurs T doesn’t take days off from work. In fact, he works for free! Really! Every single employee was “given” 10 unpaid days this year (Thanks for those by the way! Oh no, that’s okay, I just won’t eat this month!). Guess who doesn’t give a rip and comes to work anyway? Yep, that’s right, Tsaur. I told him that if I were going to volunteer (which I don’t) it most certainly wouldn’t be for a CORPORATION, but I digress.
Not only does he work for free, he comes in early and stays late. Truly! Even though his work day doesn’t start until 8:30 in the AM it’s not uncommon to see the ‘Saur before 8. It’s great! That’s an extra 30 minutes of “T time” if you will. Yes! Also please note, apparently dinosaurs don’t need to take lunch breaks either. Why take an hour for lunch when you can sit at your computer and annoy everyone for an extra hour a day. Pure genius!
God bless him. He’s probably one of the dumbest individuals I’ve ever come in contact with. Bless his little heart for working so god damn hard at a job that’s not important at all. Keep up the good work, son. Keep up the good work.