King Midas in Reverse

Barista’s horoscope for today

Big Trouble

1. A distressful or dangerous situation is certain if you do not stop talking

2. You will have difficulty maintaining friendships unless you stop trying to get TLW and a certain well-know man-about-town to hook up

3. Efforts taken are wasteful as your outcomes are less valuable than your inputs

4. A giant malfunction will bear your name if you take a beer bong to a miniature golf course

5. Avoid Tsaur and tequila at all costs


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