I have received your prayer request. Your approximate wait time is 20 minutes. You are currently behind Barista, who is asking for strength and patience to not choke a bitch today. Her Barefoot Coworker has over shared the following information this morning:
- She loves to watch bats eat bugs out of a pool at night. So do her kids. That’s why the fambily didn’t mind having a bat in their home on Saturday. She just hollered for the cat to take care of it. When the cat failed to do his job, she trapped the bat in a pair of her sweatpants and left it in her basement.
- She ate oatmeal for breakfast this morning, and vomited before she came to work.
- She made a GYN appointment this morning for her oft-recurring yeast infections. She assumed that hearing one-side of that conversation was not enough, so she repeated it in detail to the entire office. Then Barefoot followed up with a meeting request sent to everyone documenting her appointment info. The Barista declined the invitation to attend that fun-fest.
Your Higher Power,
PS – You are right on with your bar guide. Thanks for the chuckle. Hee hee, lobster-pants. I’ll be speaking with Vineyard Vines about that shortly.