BlackBerry, 2, of Richmond, died accidentally the evening of August 5 at her home after a bout of being left outside all night during a thunderstorm. She is survived by the Barista, who never really took good care of her, and Mr. Barista, who often cursed her existence. She was a member of the Junior League and will be missed by many friends there. BlackBerry will be remembered most for her very shrill alarm and her ability to garner attention at inopportune moments. In lieu of flowers, the family requests plausible excuses explaining her death to the Barista’s boss.