The following are actual searches people used to arrive at Café Darkness:
Hokie Onesie I can’t believe someone actually googled this. That person should be locked up.
UMOT Did I just create a word and didn’t know it? Can I get credit for this? A high five? Pound Dog? Anything?
Unmarried Men over 30 Apparently I’m not the only one confused by them…just sayin’.
Darkness Café Close but no cigar. Fail.
Running in Water Wtf?
A lot of cigs Ha!
911 Shawty got you Confused.
Terrell Brown gone but apparently not forgotten
Limeade vodka I can’t fault anyone for this one.
PMS right on
Top 5 ways Americans Die These Days I have no idea what this even means or how they would get here, but whateves!
Lobster pants douche-SOMEONE ACTUALLY SEARCHED THIS!
Bar Louie’s Short Pump Cougars again…totally awesome
JMU Dorm Rules I’m sorry if this was an actual attempt at learning and they stumbled across our blog