Who knew?

The following are actual searches people used to arrive at Café Darkness:

Hokie Onesie I can’t believe someone actually googled this. That person should be locked up. 

UMOT Did I just create a word and didn’t know it? Can I get credit for this? A high five? Pound Dog?  Anything?

Unmarried Men over 30 Apparently I’m not the only one confused by them…just sayin’. 

Darkness Café Close but no cigar. Fail.

Running in Water Wtf?

A lot of cigs Ha!

911 Shawty got you Confused.

Terrell Brown gone but apparently not forgotten

Limeade vodka I can’t fault anyone for this one.

PMS right on

Top 5 ways Americans Die These Days I have no idea what this even means or how they would get here, but whateves! 

Lobster pants douche-SOMEONE ACTUALLY SEARCHED THIS!

Bar Louie’s Short Pump Cougars again…totally awesome

JMU Dorm Rules I’m sorry if this was an actual attempt at learning and they stumbled across our blog

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