I have a discovered a great new lottery game you should play. Your odds of winning are 1:12. All you have to do is take up camping in our national forests! Wander around and you could find yourself looking at a bazillion dollar marijuana crop prize.
Even if you don’t hit the jackpot, you could win other prizes ranging from a dime bag to a sniper-boyfriend! This game is easier than taking candy from a baby and also more fun! Literally, all you have to do is pull some weed from a pot garden.