1. Opening the fourth bottle of wine. For the two of us. Bacchanalia!
2. Having a heated debate over Wal-Mart. TLW called me the devil and then told me that the Cafe Darkness theme is ghetto. See bad idea #1 to understand how those two thoughts ended up in the same argument.
3. Foregoing dinner.
4. Convincing TLW that she should go into the wild like Chris McCandless. I told her I’d like her better if she “fucked-up brilliantly”.
5. Not purchasing Sean Kingston’s Fire Burning on iTunes. This song really needs to be part of our standard drunk dance parties. Listen and tell me you don’t want to shake your goodies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WRN3YG6Hyk&feature=related