Dear Napa Valley,
Perhaps I should apologize in advance of my visit tomorrow. The forecast says there’s an 80% chance of boozy behavior, which means that I am sure to drink white wine (very bad for Barista), sing show tunes and quote Sideways quite a bit.
Please note that I have no plans to return in the next few years, and that I do not intend for your grape vines to suffer permanent damage.
For what it’s worth, the potential for lasting damage to my reputation remains unclear.