Concerned Coworker: What’s up with your boyfriend? I haven’t heard you talk about him in a while.
Amorous Lady: Oh, I’m not allowed to call him anymore.
Concerned Coworker: Why? Did you break up?
Amorous Lady: Well, not really. I was told I had to stop calling him my sexy boyfriend. I’m not supposed to talk to him again.
Concerned Coworker: Huh? I thought you guys had been dating for a few months.
Amorous Lady: Right, I wanted to go out with him – that’s why I told him he is my sexy boyfriend and that I’m his girlfriend and that he couldn’t see other people. Some woman in HR told me I’m not allowed to call him that anymore and that I have to stay away. How stupid is that?
Concerned Coworker: Okay….that’s..uh…wow.
Amourous Lady: I hate Human Resources. They always pick on me.
Editor’s Note – I am so excited that I found Amorous Lady! I have such high hopes that she will be as entertaining as Barefoot Coworker. I think I kind of miss Barefoot since she left to pursue her scrapbooking dreams.