“The governor does not pay my bills. In fact, I pay his bills and his paycheck”. Judy Maxi, 11/30/09
Exhibit A: She owns a lounge. She. Owns. A. Lounge. A lounge named Caddy’s. Thinking about this place makes me want to put on a jean jacket (stone-washed with lots of safety pins) feather my hair and beg my husband to please take me to Caddy’s where we can have a few whiskey sours and slow-dance to Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi songs all night. Barista dreams of running away….
Exhibit B: She refuses to comply with the smoking ban. The true badass manuever was taking it to WTVR to broadcast her distaste for the state legislature. I mean! She completely bypassed Gene Cox and went to CBS?!?! You are absolutely a badass if you do not tremble to be in Gene Cox’s presence. (For reals, I sat next to him at lunch at Homemade’s by Suzanne on October 5 and stared intensely at the side of his head for 45 minutes. I wanted to take a picture with him to make TLW super jealous, but I would have been more comfortable bum-rushing Prince Harry). And Judy went to WTVR. I’m dying ovah here!
Exhibit C: For every $25 smoking ban fine she pays, she’s probably going to pick up an extra $50 in sales. So by breaking the law, she is going to make way more money over time. Badass, right? Who else can say that? Drug dealers? Bookies? Pharmaceutical companies? Dick Cheney? AIG? I think not.