T saur is wearing a particularly striking outfit today. The shirt says, “Danny Tanner from Full House” :
but the vest says, “David Alan Grier from In Living Color”:
Clearly, it’s a winning look. The red cotton shirt paired with the tan sateen vest screams, “Christmas Cheer”! And why shouldn’t it? Today is our department’s Christmas Potluck Luncheon and T made stuffing in his Crockpot. Yes, you read that correctly. Stuffing. In a Crockpot. Unfortunately I won’t be able to attend the luncheon because I have other things to do like anything but going to that luncheon. I hope everyone gets food poisoning. JK. Not everyone.
My employee review went exactly as planned with no raise for 2010. Whoot! “You’re a four-star employee! You’re great! You’re a hard worker and I wish I could compensate you for that!” I sat there with apathetic dead eyes. Making the same salary since 2008 is neat and all but it’s time for TLW to move on. The job hunt is on in full effect. I think I am more excited to quit this place than start a new job that I will surely hate within months but the anticipation of telling Steal Your Soul, Inc. to suck a fat one is enough to make me want to do a little jig right at my desk!
Christmas is next Friday and I have yet to purchase one gift for anyone on my list. I also have yet to send out Christmas cards or decorate. I’m thinking the last two are not going to happen, but I really should start thinking about shopping. Good thing 7-11 is open 24 hours a day and on Christmas. Taquitos, Sparks and condoms for everybody!