So what if I’m one of the few people at work today? I’m out of here in an hour and this conversation with a former employee has been the highlight of my work-week. The highlight of my week outside of drooling in a cube? Convincing TLW that the world needs more people like the gentleman who was arrested for giving road kill mouth-to-mouth.
Stoney Maroni: Hey…I need a letter of coverage….
Me: You need a certificate of credible coverage. Here’s where you can get that blah blah blah
Stoney Maroni: So I need to certify myself?
Me: You need to ask for a certificate of credible coverage. (Sensing that this made no sense to Stoney Maroni, I offer to email her exactly what she wants and how to go about obtaining said letter)
Stoney Maroni: Naw, I don’t need an email. I’ll get certifiable courage.
Stoney Maroni: he..he..hehe…I’m really high.
Me: That’s awesome.
Stoney Maroni: I know.