DO: Cut the head’s off pictures of friends and paste them onto the bodies of centaurs
DO: Respond to emails only with Glory be! Examples – Can you send me a copy of that affidavit? Glory be! Hey, it’s 3:10. You’re late for our meeting. Glory be! Here’s a PowerPoint I created for your review. Glory be! Wanna smoke? Glory be!
DO: Spend all day reading about Sandra Bullock’s baby. When confronted about how much time you’ve spent on the internets, call your accuser an insensitive WASP.
DO: Wear tube socks pulled all the way up with WNBA basketball shorts. Sike! Just laugh at the woman you see dressed that way.
DON’T: Be productive.