Lessons I learned last night the hard way. Don’t let this happen to you.
Good idea: Wine.
Bad idea: Wine and PBR.
Good idea: Grabbing a few drinks on a school night.
Bad idea: Grabbing a few (more) drinks on a school night at 11:30.
Good idea: Taking a cab home.
Bad idea: Not noticing you are four blocks past your apartment until it’s too late.
Good idea: A little light making out in public.
Bad idea: Anything beyond second base.