Oh my goodness, Mr. Barista had the funniest thing ever happen to him on Friday! He was at a meeting at _________, a well-known fundraiser that supports ___________ . The ___________ fundraiser has a gala each __________ that’s really fun. Even though I usually come home with dry cleaning bills from spilling wine on ________ gowns it’s worth the price of admission. It makes us feel so good, knowing we are supporting local _______. Tickets usually sell for _____ in case you were wondering.
So anyways, he’s walking up the ________ when he sees a small ______. He calls to the ______ but gets no answer. When he’s right on top of the ________ he realizes it’s _________!!!!!!!!!!!!! How freaking crazy is that?????
Other awesome things going on today include my _______ having a ________. I hope it’s a _______.
Maybe I’ll stick to writing about nothing.