RICHMOND, VA. Museum District resident TLW was not alarmed in the slightest at the realization she cared about close to nothing earlier today. “I’m not sure what’s going on”, she lackadaisically told reporters earlier today from the comfort of her bed, “but I really just don’t care about much of anything anymore”. When questioned about her attitude toward issues ranging from ordering pizza to being broke until August 15th, she resoundingly did not give a fuck.
Those close to the short-statured blogger verified reports about not giving a fuck and noted a marked increase in the amount of Grateful Dead and Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes playing from her iPod at all times. TLW confirmed an uptick in any and all “super chill” music. “Nothing stressy, ya know? I’m just trying to chill the eff out.” Friends and family also noticed a change in her appearance noting that if she’s not careful, people may start to think sells grilled cheese sandwiches at Phish shows for living. “Whatever, dude. It’s not a big deal”, she mumbled in between eating spoonfuls of marshmallow fluff and peanut butter.
At press time TLW was debating between taking a nap or staring out the kitchen window for a few more hours.