Ever sat around in your underwear late at night whilst eating cheese wondering who in the world TLW is? Yeah, I figured not. More than likely you’ve thought that you would like me to STFU, please and thank you. Regardless, it may be your lucky day on September 16th, 2010! For some reason that is beyond my small woman brain to comprehend, I’ve been asked to speak on the “Alter-Egos, Identities and Covert Operations in Richmond Social Media” which, to me, sounds like I’m way more badass than I am, but hey, let’s roll with it.
The other people speaking are way more gross, interesting, funny and popular than yours truly so hopefully I won’t have to talk too much as the last time I had to speak in public was my freshman year of college in my Communications 101 class. (Go Duke Dogs!). I was so nervous I decided to get stoney maroni prior to giving my final speech of the semester which really backfired big time. Needless to say, I won’t make that mistake twice, but I will be several glasses of red wine in so as to not throw a clot. So come on out, y’all! If you heckle me, I’ll pummel you with my tiny fists of rage. Yay!