It recently was brought to my attention that I’ve been talking about things I don’t like versus things I like and could I maybe do that for a change? Even though that goes against every fiber of my being, I’ll go ahead and throw y’all a bone. Behold my Top Five Things TLW likes right now!
1-Liking things on Facespace. Nothing makes me happier more than “liking” when one of my friends posts something like “SO SICK OF THIS COLD!” (like) or “I HATE MONDAYS!” (like) or “PREGNANT AND DON’T KNOW WHO THE BABY DADDY BE!” (extra like). I’ve even gone so far as to actually express this aloud when a friend announces bad news. I.e. Friend: “I’m so broke”, Me: “TLW likes this.”. God, I’m such a bitch. Why does anyone want to be my friend?
2-This song. Listen and enjoy. If you don’t like it, you’re really dumb, for real. I can (and do!) listen to it on repeat numerous times a day. Suck it.
3-My Halloween costume. It’s going to incite major LOLs and I can’t wait. It’s gonna be the tits! If you’re lucky, maybe you’ll see me stumbling around RVA in it in a few weeks.
4-Bad Girls Club. If you don’t think this show is the funniest thing on TV, then I feel really, really bad for. Check it:
5-My ex husband’s fat new girlfriend. To be honest, she’s not “new” as I’m pretty sure they were banging when we were still married, but they did break up and get back together and now they’re Facespace official! Yay! Good for you, poppet! I hope y’all enjoy getting zany in Downtown Short Pump together. So many white people! JUST LIKE YOU!