Circle Back Around

Editor’s note: This post is brought to you by marijuana.

It’s like that thing when you’re g-chatting with one of your friends who’s trying to cheer you up because you are sad and he sends you the most bangin’ dating website ever of which you run and tweet to amazement of your followers. And then later that evening you’re playing Words With Friends with your ex boyfriend from college who you may or may not have lost your virginity to when he brings up said tweets and reminds you that your freshman year roommate was in a porn called “Cap’n Stabbin’s Anal Adventures”, something that you haven’t thought about in years and then tweet about immediately, forgetting temporarily that another one of your roommates is also on Twitter who then responds that she too remembers your roommate who was in a porn in college at which point you remember screening said porn when you were still with your now ex husband and wanting to vomit which then reminds you that you guys met at Easy Street, which is now Sullivan’s, which is also where you first met said friend who originally sent you the awesome captain dating website and introduced you to your most recent ex boyfriend which is why you were bummed and needed cheering up in the first place.  And because of your ex husband you realize that that is why you work at Steal Your Soul,  Inc. and because of Steal Your Soul, Inc. you started a blog and then got on Twitter which is how you met aforementioned original friend above and everything is so meta right now and you wonder what your freshman year roommate who was in the porn is up to right this very second, but you should probably go to sleep since it’s midnight and you need to be at Steal Your Soul, Inc. in the morning.

7 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Meade on March 25, 2011 at 11:53 pm

    I like Country Music.

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  2. Posted by Suzanne on April 10, 2011 at 9:12 pm

    If you’re waiting for someone to tell you they love this post before you post another one, I love it. For reals.

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  3. Posted by Lori on April 15, 2011 at 9:56 am

    I second what Suzanne said…

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  4. Posted by Robin on April 19, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    Just remember, you could always be the president of BP. Or worse, a pelican.

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  5. Completely loved this, and the Sea Captain Date site was amazing. Thanks. I always love meta moments like those, and they so rarely happen at least to me. Anyway, be well. Peace.

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  6. Posted by Meade on April 29, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    You remind me a bit of Juice Newton. She was quite the looker back in the day!

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  7. For Rizzle. Post again already. It’s been far too long that I have had to make it through my days without a dose of your biting wit! I don’t care what you write–give us t-saur updates for all I care–I just need some snarkyness in my life.

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