My manager told me I dress too much like a hobo last week and suggested I, “bring it back to basics” when it comes to my way of dress in the workplace. I’m not sure exactly what that means, but I dig it. I dig it a lot. As a matter of fact I like it so much Imma go ahead and declare 2011 as the Year of Bringing It Back to Basics!
For example: Are you low on cash but still want to go out and get zany? Bring it back to basics by smuggling in a flask filled with your favorite booze. Annoyed with too many babies on Facespace? No problem. Bring it back to basics and start posting pictures of your fake babies out at various bars around town in hopes moms of the internet get the hint. (They won’t, but it’s fun regardless). Has your check engine light been on for the past two months and your car smells like burning? No problem! Bring it back to basics and simply ignore the fuck out of that check engine light. Spend money on car repairs? LOL! No thank you!
You can see that bringing it back to basics is 1-rad and 2-basically means not giving a rip about most things, which works with my general disposition and outlook on life. Give it a try and see if you find yourself checking your mail monthly and taking out your recycling only when the number of wine bottles lined up on the kitchen floor starts to resemble a small army of awesome! Your outlook on life will thank you. You’re welcome in advance.